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something corporate

by Rebecca November 17, 2003
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southington

Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is
*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !
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Can I ask you something?

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
by 83rd element December 26, 2018
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something something chicken

A term popularized by the Facebook group Chicken Keeping for Assholes as a loophole

for non-chicken related posts. It later became the slogan for the charity

to help animals and families in need.
by Flipflop Queen January 19, 2019
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smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
by Conan1992 March 30, 2011
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somethin'

African american, especially in the former southern states, pronunciation and spelling of something.
as a pronunciation and as a spelled word, imho somethin' is so much sexier than just somethin no apostrophe.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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Smithing

The unnecessary verbal or physical accosting of a individual in a situation that could of normally been resolved through proper communication.
Mike gave Joe a smithing for not wearing the proper attire during a training.
by Joe Gayfer January 5, 2013
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