snatchies

snatchies is used in place of dibs when dibs gets overused or too old. Snatchies overrides dibs in every situation except one where your ass gets beaten down.
Snatchies refers to snatching something, like the shotgun of a car or the last piece of pizza on a plate.

*One piece of cheesecake left*
guy 1: Dibs
guy 2: Snatchies
guy 1: *looks around to see if guy 2 is about to get his ass beaten down* dammit, you get it
guy 3: Dude, you say dibs like every 5 seconds, of course guy 2 is gonna get it
guy 2: Hellz yea

by Doomblaze January 6, 2008

Filtch Snatcher

A Disappointment.
A Waste Of Egg And Sperm.
A Creep Ass.

Don't Be A Filtch Snatcher.
Your Such A Filtch Snatcher.

by Nicole C. & Lindsey D. February 2, 2009

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

Body-Snatcher

The people who show up on death scenes and dead body calls to help the coroner move the deceased.

"Thank God for the Body-Snatchers, no way I'm moving that bloated maggot man after he's been marinating in the summer heat for a week."
"Do you know how hard it is to get dead guy juices out of a bulletproof vest? That's why cops let the body-snatchers move the victims on a death call."

by Officer C November 8, 2018

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Snatchdragon

Adj: When you're sharing a drink with someone (maybe your significant other, but not necessarily, and you reach for your drink and they swoop in and snatch it away.

I was having a glass of boxed wine, and he reached over and stole my drink. What a snatchdragon!

by P Dragon October 21, 2010

Weiner Snatcher

Someone Who Steals your pee-peee while ur in a public restroom

I was Sitting on the toilet when the WEINER SNATCHER walked up behind me.....i busted a cap in his ass

by ub3rn00b3r September 23, 2004