smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

slithering

to have a long penis. Slithering implies it is like a snake.

yo that dude is slithering

by Gurt B Frobe August 11, 2006

smuther fuck

streaching your sac over your girls mouth and nose while jacking off on her forehead....

Mindy had to get up and be lead to the bathroom after being blinded by being smuther fucked.....

by holeinone March 18, 2010

Will Smithed

refers to when your life is chaotic

for sensical purposes, it's best followed up with "my life's been flipped turned upside down"

hey man you wanna come see that new hilary duff flick with us?

sorry dude.. i'm sort of will smithed right now.

by Trent Dackmin August 3, 2005

Smotherfucker

1. Somebody who has engaged in the act of getting jiggy with a person who they are, through either coincidence or from premediation, smothering with a pillow or other such smothery thang.

2. A general nob-end.

Stop smothering me, you smotherfucker!

by Big Willie Wet Wipe April 8, 2007

slither

the act of having sex, or fooling around.

"I don't want to hear them get their slither on."

by b.c.la December 29, 2006

Team Smotherage

phenomena in TV news when a station has multiple reporters all assigned to the same story and promotes it as "team coverage" when the story really isn't significant enough to merit that much coverage.

"...we have live team coverage of Paris Hilton's wild night on the town..." (team smotherage)

"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)

Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."

by TallBoyLA August 17, 2006