by Brad Stephenson January 31, 2005
Get the phillip sipe mug.A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009
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by Grapple 'n' Grapes September 3, 2005
Get the Chat speak mug.A situation occurrence at the most inopportune time while carrying on a normal conversation with friends and colleagues, making a presentation or publicly speaking. For one to speak and leak, one of the following must occur:
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
As president of the company, Sandy gave her company outlook at the annual stock holders meeting. Her enthusiastic presentation came to an abrupt pause when she began to Speak and Leak. The semen from the Room Service Attendant she had lured to her hotel room for sex began to run down her leg.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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