Skip to main content

simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.
PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
by shochina August 23, 2007
mugGet the simping mug.

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011
mugGet the real life simming mug.
Related Words

siblingness

When siblings share physical similarities. Similar to the word "lookalike" but specifically used to describe siblings.
"Very similar face, I can see the siblingness"
by aceofaces January 21, 2009
mugGet the siblingness mug.

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
mugGet the Smiling Commando mug.

smiling caboose

When you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your rectum and uncross them. Enjoy
Last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!
by Atomic Shadow & Smil3kills August 25, 2013
mugGet the smiling caboose mug.

sibling inequality

when one sibling is favored over another. most of the time it is the younger sibling is favored over the older sibling
(A is the older sibling and Y is the younger sibling)

hey A why did you break this jar!?!?!?

A: but mom i want even in this room!?

A i don't care!

Y: but mom i did it

Mom: ohhhhh

A: mom this is sibling inequality
by whyistheoldersiblinglovedmore January 22, 2014
mugGet the sibling inequality mug.

Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
mugGet the Smiling Willy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email