Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

Shlong

Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle

You have a nice Shlong

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 2, 2022

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023