Dumb Shitter

A stupid, slow, or otherwise foolish person who does shithead things.

My roommate is drinking a beer while doing homework, what a dumb shitter!

by tc909 June 4, 2016

Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.

I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.

Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

Shitter Shimmy

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.

I had to do one hell of shitter shimmy to get that last turd to fall.

by TheMan February 1, 2008

Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.

I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA

by lyquiddye May 2, 2011

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.

I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.

by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009