When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.
by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Verb. To go to a Emergence room, primary physician, or urgent care and lie about pain or anxiety to get narcotics prescribed.
by Dboi8 December 7, 2021

by xX-Reco2-Xx November 30, 2018

by Derek McCown September 13, 2016

The act of creating or sharing superficial, overextended, or tenuously linked content—often on social platforms like LinkedIn—with the primary intention of maintaining visibility, validating one's expertise, or garnering social or professional advantage, rather than contributing meaningful insight or value.
"His post about how 'Monday morning coffee relates to leadership' was a blatant example of seeking relevancy."
"She's always seeking relevancy by tying buzzwords into every post, regardless of the topic's actual relevance to her field."
"She's always seeking relevancy by tying buzzwords into every post, regardless of the topic's actual relevance to her field."
by CorporateClown December 6, 2024

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017
