Scared

When a computer or the internet starts to have bugs and other issues for a short period of time.

“ shit my computer is getting scared”

by Scaredprogrammer February 19, 2018

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Scared

A word that describes a feeling people get when they have been busted in serious crimes against not only the american people but myself ..I'm contacting federal agents to take over this matter and appointing a federal lawyer to handle the case ..good luck

Dont be scared jail isn't that bad

by Rollin thunder November 26, 2018

Scared

How I feel because some one liked all my definitions.

I’m so scared I think I’m gonna go eat some yogurt

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

sperm-sealed

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014

my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

by The fondler March 30, 2007

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020