scooter butt

A girl who has a giant ass, you refer to it as a scooter, because scooters are fun to ride but you dont want your freinds to see you on it, just like having sex with a scooter butt.

"Damn that girls got a scooter butt!"

by Tommy J. October 28, 2006

Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!

Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA

by cjhard October 20, 2008

Scooter Gang

A bunch of kids who ride on scooters who think they're bada$$

"Jenny Don't you think the scooter gang is annoying?"

by UmWhoDiss? December 28, 2014

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014

scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".

Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.

by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016

Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.

"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"

by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019