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scooter butt

A girl who has a giant ass, you refer to it as a scooter, because scooters are fun to ride but you dont want your freinds to see you on it, just like having sex with a scooter butt.
"Damn that girls got a scooter butt!"
by Tommy J. October 28, 2006
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Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!
Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA
by cjhard October 20, 2008
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Scooter Gang

A bunch of kids who ride on scooters who think they're bada$$
"Jenny Don't you think the scooter gang is annoying?"
by UmWhoDiss? December 28, 2014
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scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
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Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.
ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
by Jivefool July 25, 2021
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scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
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Scooter pop

When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.
I felt like I had to take a massive poop, but it was only a scooter pop.
by PeaceLL March 19, 2021
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