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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
Get the schrodingers jerk session mug.A character in media that has yet to be confirmed as gay or straight, putting them in a state of being both gay and straight at the same time until it's confirmed
I wonder if this character is gay or not
Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet
This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet
This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
by L0RE December 15, 2025
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by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021
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John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."
by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's nude mug.A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
by Dexen Xeptar November 30, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Aim mug.- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.
- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"
- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.
- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)
- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"
- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.
- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)
- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021
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The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
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