Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.
Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.
by Shuaman November 20, 2018
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Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
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