love runner

Someone who runs from the ones they love. They push them away because they feel they are not deserving of love.

"Why does Jamie keep pulling away from me? He says he wants me around."
"Girl, that boy is a Love Runner. He doesn't know what to do with himself."

by CompletelyHis June 7, 2018

Lunch Runner

A lunch runner is a person who waits in the halls of math class ready to book it to the lunch line

yo these lunch runners getting all the spicy chicken sandwiches before i can even get in the line

or
These lunch runners on they seconds before i even reach the lunch room

by Artini McCringle October 22, 2018

Pinch runner

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"

by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019

Runner awayer

Someone who dissapear like a fuckn ninja.

Lia ghosted me again what a runner awayer.

by SoareFifth August 25, 2020

Speed Runner

the definition on urbandictionary where people keep on repeating the same thing

"A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big hea-"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"

by y0ur_pseud0nym April 15, 2021

runner's privilege

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."

by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021

Dust Runner

Someone who licks dirty feet, often a nerd type without many friends

"Have you heard about Zack? I heard hes a Dust Runner"

by MLooong March 23, 2022