Ruben miguel joao

Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often
by Mujuik December 23, 2016
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Ruben S Ayala High School

A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.
Ruben S Ayala High School needs a new principhe to run things properly
by a vengefull student August 06, 2011
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ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.
by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023
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Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.
Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
by serentimmy85 November 25, 2021
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Ruben/Röbi

ruben (also called gangster) has the most beautiful dick in the world. it has the perfect size. er luegt nur uf charakter!😂
Pers. 1: What is so special at Ruben/Röbi?
Pers. 2: He has the perfect dick.
by nebur.pino July 21, 2018
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Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.
Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!
by kyle4269 October 29, 2019
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Ruben Amorim

The Manager of Manchester United. It can also be said to express the state of being depressed.
Person: I'm kinda Ruben Amorim
Therapist: I don't get paid enough to deal with this .
by Carry on young one February 21, 2025
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