she's absolutely gorgeous and the funniest person I've ever met. She wears big blocky headphones that just add to her character, i don't talk to her much but if she ever sees this I hope she knows who wrote it.
by bingusCatGuy May 26, 2025

by dababysheeeesh April 18, 2021

by tommysonismydaddeh July 27, 2021

I would say I’m the sexiest mountain out there and really funny has a bunch of babes probably has some type of autism or personality disorder is a cooche magnet if u see him make sure u tell him your a very cool mountain
Oscar:woah is that really mountain Ben he’s so cool I which I was him
Maddie:AGREED Ben Arthur George Rowan is a chad
Maddie:AGREED Ben Arthur George Rowan is a chad
by Maddie bayes October 10, 2020

A guy with a foot fetish who denies it
My friend: Hey you have a foot fetish
Rowan: NO I FUCKING DONT
My friend: *shows the countless screenshots of evidence saying that i like feet*
Rowan: uh oh
Rowan: NO I FUCKING DONT
My friend: *shows the countless screenshots of evidence saying that i like feet*
Rowan: uh oh
by mucus/maracas September 18, 2023

When someone is becoming obsessed with furries to the point where it's concerning. Possibly also to the point where they become incredibly homosexual.
"Did you hear about Kevin?"
"What happened to him?"
"He can't stop thinking about furries. He's in his Rowan Arc"
"What happened to him?"
"He can't stop thinking about furries. He's in his Rowan Arc"
by Silly-guy June 1, 2025

by maridge November 21, 2021
