Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.

That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!

by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023

Jap Rash

The multiple cuts, grazes and sore skin you obtain from working on Japanese cars. Because of the tight and compact nature of Japanese cars, its hard to not get cut up when working on them.

I got some nasty Jap Rash last night from working on my Silvia.

by 4nthrax September 26, 2015

underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear

Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.

by ManMan36 June 11, 2016

slag-rash

slag-rash means love bite.

james - did you see kates slag-rash
emily - yea its a big 1!

by ....ninja.... May 29, 2007

penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos

that man has a penis rash

by Elijah Rodriguez February 5, 2019

Metro rash

Stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.

Bob: Jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?

Jane: No! This jacket is brand new. Ahh! It must be from me leaning on the Metro this morning.

Bob: Looks like a bad case of metro rash.

by Abchico2091 March 28, 2016

Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.

OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!

by lpod85 September 11, 2009