Thunder Puppet

A vehicle known for terrorizing trails in Johnson Valley and accomplishing unthinkable feats. All while simultaneously flopping on it's side and taking naps without notice.

Yo! that Thunder Puppet just crushed that poor kids Toyota?

by Lord Farquaad1 February 12, 2020

puppet nigga

A nigga that lets a bitch string his ass along and sucks up instead of being his own person

He a wack ass puppet nigga

by Street86 August 12, 2016

Puppet Freak

a person who shows their sexual intentions through the use of puppets

dude that Puppet Freak is raping that doll

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

Fnaf puppet

FNAF puppet is a animatronic which gives gifts to the dead

Fnaf puppet has given me a gift

by Soundwav373 November 29, 2019

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.

You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..

by Q-XIII February 24, 2022

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017