Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Pucking

Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.

I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.

by blastoid-crasstoid June 29, 2024

The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free

I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.

by Smackislife January 9, 2024

Puck

A amazing dog that loves everything and everyone that he meets. He loves food VERY much

I love puck

by Natasha2203 July 20, 2019

Puck bunny

A disability

Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny

by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021

Puck

To puck is when you act like a nazi whilst abusing your power as an admin in chat or in real life

Last week in that there was an puck banning people for no reason.

by Bananasquad member December 28, 2017

Pucking (poopfucking)

When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally

His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.

by TRRVVS September 25, 2017