9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!
by TheJizzerOfOz March 03, 2011
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tag, you're pregnant

The act of touching another person, usually of the same sex, anywhere on their body but most commonly on their genitals and saying " tag, you're pregnant."
My buddy got mad when I touched his dick and said , tag, you're pregnant.
by Gr3ybu5h October 09, 2015
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pregnant things

The act of doing things that could get you pregnant... as in sex without proper contraception. or in some cases, depending on the context, just sex.
Mary: "i feel sick, like dizzy and throwing up"
Joseph: "why? have you been doing pregnant things?"
Mary: "i don't think i'm pregnant"
by :) angel (: November 11, 2008
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bare foot and pregnant

a housewife, or just some one who doesn't do anything but produce babies and take care of them while the husband or boy friend does all the important stuff like brining home the bacon.
I didn't date Jhonny because he wanted me bare foot and pregnant.
by chri18 September 16, 2007
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And Then She Got Pregnant

A replacement phrase for "that's what she said", inspired by the movie 'Juno' (2007).
Person: "Dude that rock is so hard!"
Witty Jokester: "...And then she got pregnant."
by Kyle Brady January 09, 2008
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Pregnant teen society

A society that tries to take the stigma out of being a pregnant teen and send the message that there is nothing with getting pregnant as a teen and supports a teens decision to become pregnant.
by Deep blue 2012 October 24, 2009
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pregnant window

She is looking out of the pregnant window.
by uttam maharjan January 23, 2011
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