I just took a huge Shit and there is no poop in the bowl. Sorry Man, we have a Potty Troll his name Paul.
by FloNunu March 20, 2021

by Max Batto October 8, 2020

When you get so drunk you got down to take a dump. Stand up throw up twice on your fresh poo then flush. And while washing your hands you set your hair on fire from a candle on the bathroom counter.
by Valley red January 20, 2024

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

by Chupapo Chupapi Munanyo June 1, 2021

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022

by Ziggy{they/them} June 29, 2023
