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Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.
Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010
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Cat poker

A person that goes to school but before they get there, they poke a cat
She is a little cat poker, best be scared of her!
by Emilkykirksop May 26, 2018
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Pokered Face

Thinking of the opposite sex of the person that you are fucking while having sex. This goes for straight and gay couples.
Girl: "Last night when my boyfriend and I were fucking, I totally pokered face"
by amberlynmonroe January 4, 2011
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pooper poker

term for someone who does anal sex (must be the one who in face POKES THE POOPER)
N/A

None needed. But
That dude is a pooper poker.
by I'm Not Afro MAn November 26, 2003
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poker face

The name of a bus driver who wears poker hats, and is able to be envisoned being a backround dancer in lady gaga's hit single.
Where da hell is poker face? Is he late again?

Do you have a date to the prom? You should ask poker face, I hear he's a pro.

"Have a nice day," said poker face.
by joey d's bathroom May 29, 2009
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poker face

girl1: look at her! flirting with another guy!
girl2: such a poker face
by shecansing June 1, 2009
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Poker-fart

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.
*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.
by STTEVE! September 11, 2010
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