A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.
Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

by Emilkykirksop May 26, 2018

Thinking of the opposite sex of the person that you are fucking while having sex. This goes for straight and gay couples.
by amberlynmonroe January 4, 2011

by I'm Not Afro MAn November 26, 2003

The name of a bus driver who wears poker hats, and is able to be envisoned being a backround dancer in lady gaga's hit single.
Where da hell is poker face? Is he late again?
Do you have a date to the prom? You should ask poker face, I hear he's a pro.
"Have a nice day," said poker face.
Do you have a date to the prom? You should ask poker face, I hear he's a pro.
"Have a nice day," said poker face.
by joey d's bathroom May 29, 2009

by shecansing June 1, 2009

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.
*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.
by STTEVE! September 11, 2010
