car play

verb (kahr-pley)
The act of having sexual relations in an automobile, usually because neither party is able to "host". CarPlay is frequently the result of a Grindr or similar "hookup app" meetup by either closeted individuals or ones who still live in their mother's basement.

Steve: Sup bro? You looking? Pics?

Ashton: So horngry, let's do this bruh! You hosting?

Steve: Can't host; my GF came home from work early...

Ashton: Me neither, my mom doesn't know, LOL.

Steve: Dude, you down for some car play?

Ashton: I know a sweet spot in the park for some NSA - CarPlay it is!

by NateDiggityDogg March 12, 2014

Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.

Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?

by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009

playing attari

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system

Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?

by Ted Theodore Nugeunt March 18, 2009

playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.

Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?

by Plum Phat July 23, 2009

play the crib

staying at home or spending time in your house

"What you doing later bro"
"Ain't shit, probably play the crib"

by MoneyMitch116 November 5, 2019

Playing the crib

You’re staying home . Not going out

Sam ; you pulling up ?
Jaileen ; nah bro sht prolly wack either way . I’m playing the crib

by Yu hurd July 14, 2019

Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.

"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."

by AnActualSuperRealNotFakeHuman April 26, 2020