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Face Plant

When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...
"Dude... what happen to his face?"

"His driveway!! Face Plant right on that bitch"
by AcaciaOctoberRain666 January 9, 2010
mugGet the Face Plantmug.

Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
mugGet the Planting a Treemug.

Plant City

A sad little town close to Tampa. There's nothing to do and the only thing that a person can look forward to is the Strawberry Festival. The local schools show there stupid piggies and horsies and have a grand old time. Its great if you're old and like to play golf. There's lots of Mexicans and of course, local gangs. There used to be plenty of free events but thanks to a certain economic recession, nothing is free anymore. You've got Tomlin and Marshall for middle school and Plant City High and Durant High for high school. Each group of schools is "rivals." Plant City High School sports didn't do too badly in the 2007-2008 seasons. The plazas are ridiculously annoying. There's virtually nothing interesting to do. Its an OK place but if you want a real life, you don't want to live here. If you do, you're kinda crazy.
A: "Where do you live?"
B: "Plant City."
A: "where's that?"
mugGet the Plant Citymug.

the happy plant

by lolsies June 7, 2009
mugGet the the happy plantmug.

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant
Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023
mugGet the Potted plantmug.

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.
My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.
by needsa newphone July 27, 2011
mugGet the phone plantmug.

plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.
by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011
mugGet the plant hammug.

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