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Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)
Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”
by that kid across the road October 29, 2019
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine
by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021
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rusty planet

The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.
Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.

Friend: Does he explode something either way?
by scottcaver June 8, 2011
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fishing planet

Friend "Do you want to get Fishing Planet?"
You "No"
by cumkingnorthdakota June 30, 2021
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class m planet

Any planet whose terrain is similar to that of southern California.
Spock: Captain, this planet has a remarkable resemblance to the scrublands of the former Earth state known as California.

Kirk: No Mr. Spock, this is not California, this is a class M planet.
by RepublicofC February 28, 2014
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Take the plants to the curb

To go sell weed or drugs
I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills
by SwagMafia July 15, 2016
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Planetside

A term used by space travelers, originally in science fiction but now by actual astronauts, to designate things that happen down on the planet as opposed to things that happen in space.
It's only used for bondage planetside, but here, you need velcro even for vanilla sex to keep your partner from drifting away from you.
by WebScrawler June 19, 2016
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