Patchie

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

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patchest

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

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pitch • Pitchfork • pitching a tent • pitcher • pitch a tent • Pitch Slap • pitchforking • Pitch Black • Pitchin' • Pitch a bitch

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

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benadryl cabbage patch

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

benadryl cabbage patch by notspiderman December 9, 2016