Piano

Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.

A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”

by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 23, 2021

Piano

A dildo u put in ur ass

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Electric Piano

The electric piano is an iconic sound of the decade of the 1980s. Introduced by the Yamaha DX7 in May 1983, the electric piano has revolutionized music of various genres, from pop and synthpop to piano ballads to soundscapes.

After hooking up the DX7 to the external MIDI sequencer on Anvil Studio, the musician selected the electric piano sound and customized its six sinusoidal frequencies.

by StormCloud6562 July 22, 2019

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.

I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.

by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019