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Get the experimental philosophy mug.A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.
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Get the philosophy mug.The ultimate "why are we even asking this?" question: Why does philosophy, as an activity, exist at all? Given that science handles facts, math handles logic, and art handles expression, what unique territory does philosophy claim that isn't just pre-scientific guessing or semantic hair-splitting? The hard problem is justifying its own necessity. If a philosophical question ever gets a definitive answer, it typically spins off into a science (e.g., natural philosophy → physics). So, is philosophy just the temporary holding cell for unanswerable questions, or is there a permanent, essential role for reasoned inquiry into fundamentals that can never be empirically resolved?
Example: The question "What is justice?" Science can study how brains perceive fairness, sociology can map its cultural expressions, but the normative essence—what it ought to be—remains philosophical. The hard problem: Does wrestling with that question produce real knowledge, or is it just intellectual shadowboxing? When philosophers debate for 2,500 years without consensus, it looks like failure. But maybe the point isn't to solve it, but to continually refine the asking, preventing societies from becoming complacent with shallow answers. Its value is perpetually in doubt, which is the problem. Hard Problem of Philosophy.
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Example: "He asked his girlfriend if she loved him. She said yes. He, being a student of epistemological philosophy, asked how she could be certain, given that love was an internal state she could only access introspectively, and introspection was notoriously unreliable. She said she was sure. He asked if she was sure she was sure. She left. He then questioned whether he knew why she left, and the cycle continued."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
Get the Epistemological Philosophy mug.A branch of metaphysical inquiry that asks the deep questions about the nature of value, beauty, and existence as they pertain to pretty pebbles. It grapples with the ethics of desire: if a flawless ruby sits in a vault and no one sees it, does it still hold value? It explores the subjective nature of beauty, pondering whether a stone's worth is intrinsic or merely a collective hallucination agreed upon by De Beers and the global patriarchy. It’s less about Mohs hardness and more about the hard questions of aesthetics and human desire.
Example: "After spending his life savings on a diamond for his fiancée, Mark had a sudden philosophical crisis. He wasn't sure if he was buying into a symbol of eternal love or just participating in a multi-billion-dollar delusion about a compressed lump of coal. Welcome to the philosophy of gemology."
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