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Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018
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Perv

Perv is a DL term for men who are attracted to boys and kiddy-porn. They aren't necessarily pedophile's but they swing dangerously close to it. Pervy is it's adjective form.
Man 1: Hey, you want to watch some child porn?
Man 2: Fuck yeah, let's perv out like monsters!
by ATotalFaq August 20, 2024
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math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way
''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''
by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018
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alpha perv

a male pervert of the highest order who can't be offended or repulsed by any sexually adventurous act or perversion.
phil an alpha perv was all smiles when the cum whore under the boardwalk took a shine to him.
by ignatz January 27, 2019
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perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam
just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching
by epigav May 14, 2010
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Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.
The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.
by GallagherDaMan420 April 9, 2012
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Debate perv

We all know you're not listening to us, debate perv.
by humanistsFTW November 17, 2023
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