penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.

I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018

hairy penny

when she has her period and also a hairy vagina

"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"

by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017

Penny shed

Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......

Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!

by Ball333 July 1, 2019

henny penny

A woman who is a caricature of conservative femininity, seeing the world entirely in pink and blue, desperate to never be remotely near anything unfeminine, particularly things that might make her appear as anything but completely fragile. Such a woman tends to behave and present herself in mannerisms, dress, grooming, and hobbies almost as an elderly woman long before she reaches old age.

She’s such a henny penny, that being with her is like having to be with my grandmother.

by Arche Logos June 7, 2019

jug of pennies

When you get excited over nothing.

She was all jug of pennies about that guy. Turns out he was gay.

by Joseph Johnston November 12, 2006

Penny Arcade

1. A coin operated arcade game that only costs a penny to play.

2. A web comic found over the net. (www.penny-arcade.com)

1. I want to play that arcade game, and it only costs a penny.

2. www.penny-arcade.com

by J* December 28, 2003

Penny-Arcade

A cultish religion which holds that the idea that Pacman is our God, creator, and savior.

Do you want to join Penny-Arcade?

by Anonymous May 24, 2003