I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
Get the Penile Dementiamug. 
The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
Get the penile greasemug. A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
Get the Penile Erectoligistmug. Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
Get the Penile Grantmug. Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.
Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.
-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh
-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh
by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019
Get the Penilemug. by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021
Get the Penile Alientitismug.