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Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
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Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.
by The most awesome April 18, 2019
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penile

an old penis. senile and penis
your grandpa has a tiny penile.
by ensureplus May 20, 2020
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penile flute

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023
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Penile Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
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Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
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Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.
Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh
by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019
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