Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017

Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 6, 2017

Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

penile region

The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.

Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.

"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."

by peppodo the third February 22, 2017