The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
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Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
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My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
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Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
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