penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024

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Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021

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Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf November 08, 2008

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penile distinction

When you can distinguish peniles.

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!

by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 04, 2022

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Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.

"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"

by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023

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