Persepolis

An ancient city that was the capital of the ancient Persian Empire; now in ruins.

Persy got spanked.

by Starman Junior May 2, 2004

perseeseenammuttu

A Finnish word describing the ultimate, superlative state of being pissed off. Translates directly as having been shot in the ass, and for unknown etymologic reason, gives the strong impression that the weapon of choice has been shotgun, Street Sweeper, or other product favored by the NRA.

Nordbergerqvist oli taas vittu perseeseenammuttu, mikähän setti sillä oli päällä.

Fuck, mr. Nordbergerqvist was again like someone had shotgunned his ass. Whats the set he was on anyway?

by Heefus-perkele October 23, 2008

Pearsyphile

When a group of lads gather to play the drinking game "Ring of Fire" and one of the guys (after necking 5 or so sugary sherbert girly drinks) starts mouthing off about kiddies and gary glitter when performing the "Busta Rhyme" section of the game.

Damn it everytime we play this game, he turns from a nice young man into a Pearsyphile

by Kentishfish January 28, 2009

pearler

A beauty, a winner.

Presumably one may exclaim this when an oyster is cracked open "shucked" to reveal a pearl within its manky outter shell. In the similar fashion "eureka" was yelled when someone found gold, so that everyone in the area knew where to run towards, most likely to shoot the proclaimer, and pinch the gold nugget.

Someone tells a joke. The crowd laughs. "that was a pearler" someone exclaims.
Someone gets a flat Tyre or puncture. The sidewall is absolutely fucked. "Oh thats a pearler there. buddy"

by savagemastery July 26, 2018

Pearled

A perfectly rolled blunt.

She pearled that blunt.

by Bloodfeather August 14, 2018

Perseus

a cool guy, never misses, absolute genius, other great things.

Wow! Perseus is so amazing!

by definitely not Perseus May 3, 2021

mah parse

When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse!

by Vuro98 July 4, 2017