National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech zip-up and/or Tech pants. October 10

is it already “National Nike Tech Day”

by MazzyMk October 8, 2022

Nike

A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.

Dave: i like my new nikes but they fell apart after wearing them once
DaQuan: bruh "just ruin it"

by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016

Nike Shady

this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses

that guy is such a nike shady

by mr.caughlin6969 January 22, 2019

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022

National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.

Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!

by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023

Nike

if this is your name your a shoe YOUR A CHECK MARK its seems like a shoe brand ITS A CHECK MARK but you will be cool and nike a cool nickname

Alex: WOAH whos the new kid?
Jake: oh its nike
Alex: WOW nice nickname and fire shoes
Jake: thats his name
Alex: lucky
Jake: Huh? his name is a shoe brand?!
Alex: i wish my name was a shoe brand
Jake: why?
Alex: youll see
Jake: im confused

by Stardust playz May 26, 2021

Nike

When you are the child of a black and a Jew. (Nigger=kike= Nike)

Noah from the Sopranos is a Nike. It was funny when Tony called that Nike a charcoal brickette.

by OrlandoFrenandez November 19, 2022