Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ May 3, 2018

piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.

says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.

by zoeh December 8, 2004

book on pod

An audio book played on an iPod

Damn dude, hold it down! I'm listening to a book on pod!

by Billster June 22, 2005

sex pod

A veritable fountain of sexxehness, one who is called a sex pod should feel great pride, as they count among the pillers of sex. They are gods.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Escape Pod

A version of the alcoholic beverage known as Cape Cod (which is a mixture of cranberry juice and vodka) without the alcohol, therefore a "virgin" drink.

The pregnant woman who was still hiding her condition from her friends discreetly ordered an Escape Pod at the bar.

by Shetal January 25, 2008

Pod Dick

The ugly morphing enemy on the original NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Also any person that resembles him.

Jonny: Man this game is so fucking hard!
Skaz: You aint seen shit, you aint even faced the Pod Dick yet.

Stephen: Fuck that Alan Ballard cocksucker he is such a Pod Dick!
Joey: Hell yeah I totally agree.

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

Pods

He jus drink eh bu.....and he chull.

.....not required...Pods kewl dyude

by Hosur Road June 11, 2006