brown mayo

When an individual ejaculates into a colon and a brown viscous discharge oozes from the rectum.
I busted inside Tina, apparently she recently went to the bathroom because brown mayo came squirting out after I pulled out!
by Daphur February 28, 2017
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La-mayo

Just to make fun of every person who says "LMAO" out loud! It sounds like "La-Mayo" so now "La-Mayo" Is a thing now! It means when you want mayo on something you say, "La-Mayo"
Waiter: What would you like guys??
Guy: A burger La-Mayo
Girl: Apple pie A-la-mode
by Traggie May 18, 2018
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Mayo Monkey

A racist term directed towards white people. Equivalent to calling a black person attacked chimpanzee, monkey and other primates.
White person: Stfu chimpanzee

Black person: Shut yo mouth yo mayo monkey.
by UltimateDoge September 25, 2021
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mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)
I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any
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mayo nigger

A white man, probably with the name Asher, who uses slang terms around his friends to look cool. mayo niggers want black friends but don't have any.
Ashers a fucking mayo nigger
by uwugly January 29, 2022
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mayo lover.

fat gay math/science teachers who love mayo.
ex 1. CLARKE - RISLEY .. nuff said.

ex 2.

matt; your such a fat ass.
evan; no i'm not !
matt; you're a mayo lover.!

evan; *crys*
by Freda;s;d July 04, 2010
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Mayo Monkey

Person: Shut up mayo monkey!
Me: Great... just great lol
by RDVGod September 14, 2021
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