owns a boat

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

by Pimp Shizzle June 18, 2009

fortnite boat

Fortnite boat in loot lake

fortnite boat

by SoggyPlaydoh March 20, 2019

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.

Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare

by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021

gay boat

A sexually confused and unhappy child, often alone like a lost boat.

God Kevin, why are you being such a gay boat?

by MeowF1ute May 11, 2016

Sanity boat

A boat that represents ones sanity. Jumping or falling off of it symbolizes the transition into insanity.

Somebody just fell off the sanity boat!

by Nocheese October 25, 2010

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022