Burning Toast

To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.

Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!

Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.

by clericassault January 01, 2014

off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 October 01, 2018

ice on toast

When something is/looks really good or on point!

“Woah Beth your makeup is ice on toast!”-Roxie
“Thanks boo thang”-beth

by Thispussyispoppin January 14, 2018

The Toast Beat

a beatbox rap by youtuber Aquatic Toast/Toasty Boi referencing the fact that fellow youtuber AquaticPath12 hates his beatboxing and that he can do the beatboxing since AquaticPath12 isnt in the room
The Toast Beat has come to just mean the beatboxing part of the song

do The Toast Beat

by PerfectPeridot February 15, 2021

Toast Sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.

Hey man, I heard that Angela guy loves eating his CEO's Toast Sandwich.

by Multiple People June 20, 2015

Sad Toast

A toasted piece of bread that is un-buttered and has no jelly on it or has had a bite taken out of it.
This term is often used as a sympathy expression.

Donny: Man, another girl rejected me.
Corey: Sad toast :'(

Aaron: I'm having a really bad day today.
Tim: Sad Toast :'(

by Strokezy November 12, 2010

The Tyson Toast

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.

"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"

by Humphrey III September 22, 2019