cindy mayo

The crab shack . Don't ever try to get with Cindy she crawling with the bugs.

I wanted Cindy mayo until she took them pants off and it was like the crusty crab ... Ew she got bugs

by This random bitch February 22, 2014

La-mayo

Just to make fun of every person who says "LMAO" out loud! It sounds like "La-Mayo" so now "La-Mayo" Is a thing now! It means when you want mayo on something you say, "La-Mayo"

Waiter: What would you like guys??
Guy: A burger La-Mayo
Girl: Apple pie A-la-mode

by Traggie May 18, 2018

Mayo Monkey

A racist term directed towards white people. Equivalent to calling a black person attacked chimpanzee, monkey and other primates.

White person: Stfu chimpanzee

Black person: Shut yo mouth yo mayo monkey.

by UltimateDoge September 25, 2021

mayo lover.

fat gay math/science teachers who love mayo.

ex 1. CLARKE - RISLEY .. nuff said.

ex 2.

matt; your such a fat ass.
evan; no i'm not !
matt; you're a mayo lover.!

evan; *crys*

by Freda;s;d July 04, 2010

mayo nigger

A white man, probably with the name Asher, who uses slang terms around his friends to look cool. mayo niggers want black friends but don't have any.

Ashers a fucking mayo nigger

by uwugly January 29, 2022

mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)

I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any

by obscureharrypottercharacter May 01, 2023

Mayo Monkey

A racist term for a white person

Person: Shut up mayo monkey!
Me: Great... just great lol

by RDVGod September 14, 2021