An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.
by PUBBERS#1 June 06, 2009
Detective: I'm investigating on a coyote farm
by Rudy85 February 02, 2008
by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021
When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
by redhairetc May 02, 2018
by ShadowForgerCerelia November 27, 2010
Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.
Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.
Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker
Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker
by Krrrap March 18, 2016
by blue eyes, yo March 04, 2010