A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
by EveningRat September 7, 2020
Get the Morning Rose mug.The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
by OB_77 June 1, 2011
Get the Morning Orange mug.Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014
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Get the Morning Timber mug.One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
Get the Morning Strainer mug.the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011
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