Skip to main content

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
by EveningRat September 7, 2020
mugGet the Morning Rose mug.

Morning Orange

The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.

NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
I was surprised to see morning orange piss after drinking two glasses of water before going to bed.
by OB_77 June 1, 2011
mugGet the Morning Orange mug.

Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014
mugGet the Slippery Morning mug.

Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.
Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.
by The Babber October 7, 2019
mugGet the Morning Snout mug.

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
by Colver August 11, 2014
mugGet the Morning Timber mug.

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
mugGet the Morning Strainer mug.

morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.
by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011
mugGet the morning press mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email