Numptyism

When a person is stupid/dumb or has no brain cells

James has numptyism

by Orige Jizzle1 December 31, 2022

Numtyfiing

A decriptive term for an idiotic act/experience.

At work, he made such a mess of what he was doing, he was having a numtyfiing experience.

by DLKI10 November 13, 2010

numphy

Numphy - an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and Starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-

"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."

by 6daboss9 January 6, 2012

nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis

Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Numpy

Short for numpty or numpty nuts. A term of endearment used in britain for a funny adult that acts like a big kid at heart. That also makes a really good loyal friend that is always there for people he cares about

That guy is always fun to be around because hes a bit numpy

by cubbieboy4417 December 9, 2020

numptagueno

a kinder bueno …

i want a numptagueno

by WayHaughts simp April 2, 2021