Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.
Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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can't nobody

You cannot mess with Texas!!
"If you come to my state, don't be tryna act reckless, cuz everybody knows can't nobody mess with TEXAS."......QUOTE ADAM J/COLE DEGGES
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nothing, nobody

When you mean absolutely nothing to them and then they become nobody to you.
Geez, my boyfriend really had the audacity to make all these promises and then abandoned me by forgetting the 3. So now he's just a nothing, nobody.
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Bum/nobody

One sexy/strong/ smart /talented person
by Yourmom3434 April 23, 2019
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Nobody’s perfect

An excuse to continue on your bullshit.
Yes, I steal, I’m mean, and I treat people like shit, but nobody’s perfect.
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