Schizo Beanie

A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.
M: "Yesterday, I linked schizo beanie fr."
H: "Make her wallet hurt, king."
by Aki in a trackie May 05, 2022
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Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.
"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "
by Whornet November 19, 2022
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magic beanie

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.

usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.
man, I cant find my scale is it with your keys?
Where, in a magic beanie I carry in my pocket?
by Pseudohigh February 10, 2012
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Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile
Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic
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New Beanie

A common phrase to describe a new hat, typically knitted with a pom pom at the peak.
“Yo kyle i like that fucking new beanie
by drewdenney January 02, 2023
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mr beanie

Predebut Jeon Wonwoo from SEVENTEEN used to get called like rhat beofre exposing his actual name
-WHO'S YOUR SEVENTEEN BIAS?
- MR BEANIEEE

-WAIT WHAT-..?
-DONT YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT?
-NO WHOS THAT
-SINCE WHEN DO U STAN SVT?
-A YEAR AGO...
-THATS WHY!
by Wonuwuwu February 06, 2022
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