turkey necking

when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”

hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?

by basicbarry November 25, 2021

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.

"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"

by dietdrpete June 6, 2023

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

Boomer Necking

When you are playing a video game particularly an FPS and you're leaning forward so much trying to spot enemies you look like a boomer reading an email. Could be as much as 6 inches away from the screen just trying to figure out if an enemy is there or not. This term originated playing Hell Let Loose and other tactical shooters where the engagement ranges are very long and enemy players can sometimes be just a handful of pixels.

I'm boomer necking this ridge so hard right now, if any one pixel moves I can take a shot.

Bro I can't stop boomer necking this angle, my back is actually getting sore lol.

- Is that a tank?

- No, I've been boomer necking that position it's already destroyed.

by ReconPete February 2, 2025

Red-Necking

When two red neck hillbillys give eachother head in a barn or trailer park

"Well shoot Ricky i was just red-necking with gawd dayum Joe and it was amazing"

by Tacodawg21 September 29, 2025