mystery bae

that one secret admirer with a random phone number you don't recognize, texts you out of nowhere and starts flirting. Then you're intrigued and continue the conversation, but no matter what they never reveal their identity. Too bad they seem super cool

"hey sexy ;)"
"Who is this?"
"hehe I'm your mystery bae(:"

by predestiny May 14, 2015

Mystery dick

A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .

Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times

girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?

Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!

by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020

Mystery Guest

A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.

Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?

by dmaulition July 15, 2011

Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Mystery Mason

To give oneself a stranger after working with concrete all day and having dry, dirty, chaffey hands. A variation on the stranger commonly used by those in construction, masonry etc.

After pouring that concrete slab yesterday I went home, gave myself a mystery mason and fell asleep. Why, what did you do?

by leirbag October 9, 2008

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

mystery poop

After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.

I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.

by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008