Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022

musket balls

Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.

Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.

by Nati✨💕 May 23, 2020

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.

"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."

by Urban slurs June 6, 2021

Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod

I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!

by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025