Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Les Trois Musketeers

A fictive kin made up of… a dancer, a communicator & a mystery man

Oh don’t mind them, they’re just Les Trois Musketeers

by MKE2021 June 18, 2022

thomas musket

A fucking god that plays Mc too much great friend and over all nice guy kinda weird asking his ex to give head tho anyway u shouldn’t let urself down everyone loves u

Thomas Musket is a ranga

by The One that no one loves March 22, 2020

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman March 30, 2009

Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.

by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020