muppet man

An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.

Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!

Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!

by Zharky April 7, 2010

nefarious muppet

Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.

Usually from Plymouth.

"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"

by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005

MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

by Stevo! December 8, 2006

muppet eyes

when your friend is so deeply stoned that their eyes are half-closed like a muppet

Dude, look at me! I'm so high, I've got muppet eyes!

by tig.jibbies October 24, 2020

muppet wank

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.

Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.

by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016

Spark Muppet

A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50

Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.

by kidfromokc April 30, 2023

Muppet Rejects

Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...

It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!

by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011