by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024
Get the Mud flap tap mug.An unfortunate circumstance, mostly in prison settings in which where an individual will use mud instead of lube or spit for anal sex with another man because of inaccess to such things such as lubricant, or their mouth is too dry to produce enough spit for optimal anal sex. It can also be used as a term to describe a shitty or unfortunate situation that has happened to you or someone else.
"Oh hey there sugar, I would sure love to mudclap that ass.."
"Holy fuck, that exam just mudclapped me."
"I guess the only option left is to mudclap you."
"Holy fuck, that exam just mudclapped me."
"I guess the only option left is to mudclap you."
by masayoof February 27, 2026
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The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.
Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
by BucketBear December 25, 2025
Get the Mud Flap mug.When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
Get the Mexican Mud Flap mug.When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
by Thor2021 January 20, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mud Flap mug.Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
by Azketta August 13, 2022
Get the Rhodesian Mud Flap mug.An action in which a girl who's pussy is destroyed as well as having shit in it and then queefing in your face and her flaps and the shit goes go all over your nose.
by Poopooman96 March 1, 2025
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